There's been a rumour spreading around London since Prince George's birth, that Kate was slipping out at night to meet comedian Louie Anderson, while poor Prince William was out flying helicopters.
The rumour cannot be verified as of yet. Louie has made no official comment, neither has Willy.
The Queen is not amused.
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